Max Davis Voicemail | Seasons

[melodymania]

Thanks for calling. If you're reaching out to sell your soul, I'll already know and I'll be there soon. If you're calling to just talk, leave a message and I'll call you back when I can. Which will probably be soon. Talk to you then~

Comments

Re: after bodyswap

[melodymania]

1. Oh yeah. I've been penetrated worse. And better. Moose antlers? Solid 4 out of 10.

2. Of course you can. What kinda deal you got in mind?

Re: after bodyswap

[abnormalizes]

I'll remember that if I ever meet a sexy moose, thanks for the tip. Glad you're okay.

So, my world sucks and is really dangerous. I want to bring my parents here to Ellipsa, and keep them here without the chance of them suddenly being sent back home like people sometimes are here. Is that something you could do?

Re: after bodyswap

[melodymania]

Unfortunately, no. I can't bring them here. Ellipsa isn't my world. Bringing them here would break the rules and I don't wanna eat that punishment.

But, I have other worlds. I could move your parents there and after everything is said and done here, I could send you to be with them. I got a nice place in mind. Cute little village. Towns, well, electricity and indoor plumbing. It's safe. Run by a big bear guy. You'd like him.

I could do something like that.

Re: after bodyswap

[abnormalizes]

That sounds like a good alternative. What would the price be?

Re: after bodyswap

[melodymania]

It's a big ask, I'm sure you realize.

Have you gone and promised your soul to anyone or anything else before? /span>

Re: after bodyswap

[abnormalizes]

Rinku made me promise not to sell my soul to anyone and I don't want to make her cry. I know that's not what you meant, but that's the state of things.

Re: after bodyswap

[melodymania]

Promises are important. Alright. You want your parents safe and to join them when this is all over.

In exchange, I want three major favors to call in at the times and places of my choosing. You owe me one major favor per person I'm moving. We can talk stipulations, if you want. No goes and limits. I won't ask you to kill someone you care about. I won't ask you to sacrifice something or someone important to you. Anything else?

Re: after bodyswap, sa mention

[abnormalizes]

I don't want to sexually assault anyone, whether I care about them or not. Other than that and what you said, I should be good.

Re: after bodyswap, sa mention

[melodymania]

Oh shit. Good point. Like, I thought that was obvious but yeah. We'll put that down in writing. None of that either. Fuck that noise.

Alright.

[A scroll appears in front of Evangeline. The wording of their deal is exactly as they agreed to. Along with a nice shiny pen floating by it.]

Sign on the dotted line and the pact is sealed.

Re: after bodyswap, sa mention

[abnormalizes]

[Evangeline reads the scroll over to make sure it's it's the same as they agreed, before signing her name with a flourish.]

Signed. Thank you.

I didn't think you would make me do that but better safe than sorry.

Re: after bodyswap, sa mention

[melodymania]

You're welcome.

Oh no. You are 1000% in the right to confirm and get it in writing. I wouldn't BUT best to ensure I can't. You know?

Alright. I have a question for you. You and Rinku seem to know everyone around here. Have you met a man named Mike Lorlief? He might be going as Mike Schmidt.

Re: after bodyswap

[abnormalizes]

Network username Sexington Hardcastle? If yes, we've talked but I haven't met him in person yet.

Re: after bodyswap

[melodymania]

That's him. God he loves a good pun. I inherited that from him. He's my dad. First favor. Please keep an eye on him for me. I'd really appreciate it. For as long as he's here.

Re: after bodyswap

[abnormalizes]

Oh, sure, I can do that no problem.

[Honestly, he could have just asked that without the fae bargain thing.]

Re: after bodyswap

[melodymania]

Thank you. I really appreciate it. He deserves a good friend and I know you will be one if you two hit it off like I hope you do.

[His rules won't let him, unfortunately. They can likely get into that sometime.]

Re: after bodyswap

[abnormalizes]

We've been getting along so far! He seems pretty cool.

Re: after bodyswap

[melodymania]

He really is. He's a good guy. Glad you're getting along. Just let me know if things stop going well for him, yeah?

Re: after bodyswap

[abnormalizes]

I'll keep you updated, don't worry.

Saving the other two favors for later?

Re: after bodyswap

[melodymania]

Of course. I will probably need them later.

Re: after bodyswap

[abnormalizes]

Makes sense to me.

Thank you.

Re: after bodyswap

[melodymania]

You're welcome.

<3

wrapup

[abnormalizes]

<3!

[She probably should be more worried about this, but honestly, all she feels is relief.]